i’m honor of the nimona movie (it’s so good i’m gonna scream and cry for the next million years) i must share my favorite nimona art ever

drawn by ND stevenson ofc and posted on twitter a few years ago i believe

do i even have to SAY anything? the shark, it’s not rocket surgery, baby nimona, the DOMESTICITY of it all im gonna explode

i am going to throw myself out of a window

this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry

Trans people operate on Gremlins rules, so we can stay up past midnight as long as we don't eat or get wet.

g5 seems like. really bad for you

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

• change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot
• this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
• you can set your likes and follows to private
• checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing
• follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric
• drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
• DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!
• tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
• be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

Grumpy loners adopting random children trope >>>